Desh Men 1000 Ladkon Par 940 Ladkiyan Hain Ye Jo 60 Ladke Bach Jayenge Yahi Aage Chal Ke Modi Vajpeyi Kalam Ya Ratan Tata Ban Ke Desh Ka Naam Roshan Karenge Ya Fir 34 Indraniyan Paida Hoti Rahin To Ye 60 Bhi Set Ho Jayenge!!!
Skool Men Aag Lag Gai Aur Sab Bachche Khush The Ki Ab Skool Nahin Aana Padega Lekin Pappu Udas Tha Techer Ne Pappu Se Puchha: Tum Udas Kyon Ho? Pappu: Sar Aap Jinda Kaise Bach Gae? Isiliye!
Santa: Bada Dukh Hua Tha Teri Bivi Ki Maut Ki Khabar Sunkar Vaise Hua Kya Tha? Banta: Goli Lag Gai Thi Mathe Men Santa: Bhagwan Ka Shukr Hai Aak Bach Gai